1. The American Idol Moms: If Toddlers & Tiaras was a reality show about 15-16-year-old (very talented) African-American singers
I hope they make it far, as the moms are just so entertaining to watch. Wouldn't want to see those women turn on one another though (especially the mom who was exhaling smoke as she critiqued the group's practice). Then again, if this was "The Real Housewives of American Idol," that would make great TV. Calling Andy Cohen!
2. Speaking of Toddlers & Tiaras... This week's life lesson:
You should watch the whole episode (either on TLC or on iTunes) to see Ashley-Noelle learn to "shake her booty" from her dad and have potty training undone by her mother (in her cupcake dress, she just has to use her pull-up). All of this clearly will help her build confidence so that someday, as her mother hopes, Ashley-Noelle will "just be able to walk up to a stranger and to just be able to tell them about Christ." There is also the requisite pixie stick breakfast with little Lily, along with a new first-- Coke with a sugar packet added!
Also, if you live in Des Moines, Iowa you seriously missed out today. Your daughter could have been in Eden Wood's "Cutie Patootie" video! As a reminder, click here to see Eden perform on The Talk.
3. My Kid is Gonna be Famous- Starbound Dance Competition (NJ)
Actually, this particular show, and the mothers on it, were so terrible, the Internet refused to keep any clips online. Unlike T&T, the editors don't have much fun, making the show less interesting to watch.
But E! is re-airing the dance competition episode tomorrow morning at 10 am. A great way to celebrate your day off of work. You will be shocked, confused, and maybe even horrified at the talent, or lack thereof, at the Starbound competition. The winners are especially confusing, even for this competition afficionado.
If you can't catch the replay, you can read some of the transcripts here.